100 Inane Comments and Useless Answers from Speaking to Animals

100 Inane Comments and Useless Answers from Speaking to AnimalsCharacters are often given abilities and spells that can allow them to communicate with animals, and they may well question animals they find for information. This does not necessarily mean that any answers gained are useful, intelligent or relevant.

This is a list of 100 different responses that characters could get from animals they speak to. They demonstrate that being able to speak to animals does not tend to magically increase the intelligence of the animal being spoken to.

To use the list, either roll d100 for a random result or select appropriate ones manually.

Here are some sample results:

88. Winter coming. Soon cold.
89. Yes I won’t.
90. You bring what?

Released: 28th April 2018 Pages: 4

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